Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Bubbajay and the boys - a pretty furious Dracula

Gargh - JUNIOR reports finally done. I was here at school ALL weekend, and till eight last night. It's my own fault really. I should have gotten my arse in gear ealier. Ah well.

I took Friday off to have some of the guys round to waste time playing games and drinking beer. Not that I actually drank any beer I think. It was good times all round - cos not ONLY were my cronies Hix and Richardo present, my long time ( and well missed ) buddy Bubbajay was in town on one of his semi-shady business trips. I'm not sure exactly what it is he sells - but I think it might be kryptonite to various super-villian leagues.

Anyway - fun all round !

I discovered that I can get MUCH better points in SingStar if I sing in a stupidly squeeky voice. Go figure.

Gem of the nights gaming was a round of "Fury of Dracula". Once again, I donned the cape and pointy teeth and rampaged across Europe in a torrent of blood and ... more blood !

Huh - I WISH that's what happened anyway. Yeesh - I got OWNED in that game ! In fact, I'd go as far as to say I got p0wn3d ! Cripes. I was all like "Foolish mortals ! To challenge the might of Dracula ! ... Hey - where did they get all those suspiciously glowing crosses from ? And what's with those bullets in the boxes marked "Specially Blessed by the the Archbishop" ? Should they have a lynch mob on their side ? ... Maybe I'd better get my vampiric ass outta town ..."

So about three of the hunters caught me in London in the middle of the day. Ouch. I pretty much got the crap slapped out of me - I managed to get back to the mainland - but Van Helsing caught me and popped a cap in me. Exit Vlad Tepes - stage left.

Still - a very fun game, and a very fun night.

Next time - I'm playing a hunter though.


Anonymous said...

you should organise a little product placement in your blog so ya can cut back on the teaching drill.

Anonymous said...

found this thought you'd like it
"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."
--Emo Phillips


Seraph said...

Anon - Your words are like droplets of molten bronze wisdom in my ears ( in a good way ! ). I wonder if Coca-cola would be interested in sponsering me ...?

Ben-man ! You're right - I DO like that wee quote thingy !

BubbaJay said...

"Who knows what Evil lurks in the hearts of men...."
If you would like to know, act now and recieve this wonderful complimentary set of Ninja Throwing stars. Yours to keep.
Gauranteed for up to 100 throws - without sharpening!!!
Find out what evil lurkes in the hearts of men by calling the number on your screen (1900 BUBBAJAY).
And as a special offer, if your one of the first 50 customers we'll also throw in this handy book "Use your Mind to Start Fires." Usually fantastic value and its regular retail price... free to give away if you are among the first 50 customers.
So don't delay, ring now.

Or we will kill your cat.
Sorry did that slip out. My bad. No killing of Felines here... or dogs, or trade union leaders. No sale pal, keep walking.

Seraph said...

Hey C-M ! Yes - the whole turning the the light side of the force is a trend I've been aware of for awhile now. Viv has been a good influence - however ( and I can't stress this enough )I'm sure that being back in Wellington and AWAY from Wanganui is not insignificant ...