When changing a baby - make sure that they stay in the MIDDLE of the change table. That way they can't kick you in the stomach / testicles with their surprisingly strong little legs.
Also also beware the use of your stomach/testicles as a springboard to launch the baby off the far end of the change table. It's a hilarious game sliding backwards, but it all turns to custard when the baby reaches the edge...
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Also if they are in the middle of the table streams of urine are less likely to reach up to your face if they pee mid-change!
Also also beware the use of your stomach/testicles as a springboard to launch the baby off the far end of the change table. It's a hilarious game sliding backwards, but it all turns to custard when the baby reaches the edge...
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