Saturday, April 12, 2008

Things I have learnt about parenting - No#1

When changing a baby - make sure that they stay in the MIDDLE of the change table. That way they can't kick you in the stomach / testicles with their surprisingly strong little legs.

2 comments:

debbie said...

Also if they are in the middle of the table streams of urine are less likely to reach up to your face if they pee mid-change!

matt said...

Also also beware the use of your stomach/testicles as a springboard to launch the baby off the far end of the change table. It's a hilarious game sliding backwards, but it all turns to custard when the baby reaches the edge...