When changing a baby - make sure that they stay in the MIDDLE of the change table. That way they can't kick you in the stomach / testicles with their surprisingly strong little legs.
Also also beware the use of your stomach/testicles as a springboard to launch the baby off the far end of the change table. It's a hilarious game sliding backwards, but it all turns to custard when the baby reaches the edge...
Also if they are in the middle of the table streams of urine are less likely to reach up to your face if they pee mid-change!
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